This little blurb is going to be stupid but i can't help it :P By the way, this is not me, it's just something I read

Today, I was at Walmart when my stomach began to hurt. I quickly waddled to the restroom in pain. As soon as I got in the stall, a huge crap exploded out of me. The child in the stall next to me started crying. When her mom asked what was wrong, she said that I'd "killed her nose." LOL funniest thing i've ever heard haha